You Dont Know Me

Posted by admin on April 29, 2012 under Funny Poems | Be the First to Comment

I care about you.
You don’t know me.
I wish we were actual friends.
You don’t know me.
I think your cute.
You don’t know me.
I wish we were more than friends.
You don’t know me.
I went to speak to you today but…
You don’t know me.
You looked at me today.
You don’t know me.
What I’m trying to say is.
You don’t know me.
And.
I don’t know you.
But in my head you do.

By MaddiThomas

Roses Are Red

Posted by admin on April 7, 2012 under Funny Poems | Be the First to Comment

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you
But the roses are wilting, violet are dead
The sugar bowl is empty, so as your head

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes you are not
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To Be Or Not To Be

Posted by admin on November 26, 2011 under Funny Poems | Be the First to Comment

To be or not to be is the key,
Put it in the lock,
To unlock,
The whole block,
People running everywhere,
Watching a hellhole,
Guards stare,
The Prisioners are escaping,
What should they do,
They have no clue.

By Tyler

Squeak Squeak

Posted by admin on May 4, 2011 under Funny Poems | Be the First to Comment

Noises in the Jone’s House
Creak Creak on the floor someones knocking at the door,
Drip Drip comes down the rain on the seat and on the pane,
Squeak Squeak you hear a mouse these are the noises in the Jone’s house.

By Dakota

As Much Love

Posted by admin on March 27, 2011 under Funny Poems | Be the First to Comment

I’m in love with you
As much as I love ice cream
I’m in love with you
As much as I love candy
And that’s how much I love you!

By Mary Oquiza

A Man Named Steve

Posted by admin on February 20, 2011 under Funny Poems | Be the First to Comment

There once was a man named Steve,
He was a very notorious thieve,
He ate a dog, and took a jog,
And ran out into the eve

By Andy

My Ego Comes In

Posted by admin on January 26, 2011 under Funny Poems | Be the First to Comment

My ego comes in by the pile,
Walking around with this fitten style,
Gave you my number and you began to dial,
You say hello and I began to smile,
Started conversing for a while,
Before I knew it you were across the aisel,
Woke up from this dream and was hit with denile,
We started arguing, wheres the trial?
Talken about my life, its in the file!

By Ricky Olsen